The nice thing about life is, it's never too bad not to get worse.

I'm religious about true love, agnostic about her looks and atheistic about her logic.

The most compelling logic breaks down in light of the human factor.

Leben heisst jeden Moment als Zweck, nicht als Mittel zu sehen.

or as Bill Watterson put it:

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

Religion is definitive proof against a benevolent god.

Don't walk a path, leave a trail.

Relativity is never as apparent as when kids start doing homework when they ought to go to bed.