All that crap about humans being superior becomes irrelevant when you have to take a shit with no toilet around.

we are but stars to each other. Distant, unknown, but intriguing.

Know yourself and you'll know to appreciate your friends.

Society isn't more open, just more drunk.

just coz you aint aware

Dont mean it aint there.

Drugs are good at keeping the fact of human existence at bay.

Any opinion you don't want to defend is potentially total crap.

All humans are terrible; all they ever do is generalise.

The nice thing about life is, it's never too bad not to get worse.

I'm religious about true love, agnostic about her looks and atheistic about her logic.

The most compelling logic breaks down in light of the human factor.

Leben heisst jeden Moment als Zweck, nicht als Mittel zu sehen.

or as Bill Watterson put it:

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

Religion is definitive proof against a benevolent god.

Don't walk a path, leave a trail.

Relativity is never as apparent as when kids start doing homework when they ought to go to bed.

god is an excellent comedian;

if it's your kind of comedy, that is.

every photograph should be a mere negative,

to be developed in the viewers imagination.

Measuring the good by the bad or the bad by the good

makes all the difference.

Whether the glass is half empty or half full largely depends on how thirsty you are.

god created religion to sort out the idiots.